Friday, February 8, 2013

The Internet is Scary

Roommate (my roommate from college who I still call roommate so I can pretend we still live together) and I were online shopping via Skype today. You know. Looking at beautiful dresses on websites we can't afford and sighing over it all.

modcloth.com

lulus.com

lilyboutique.com

These are fantastical websites that have beautiful dresses, and I would be very happy if they just appeared in my closet someday. Like this beauty.

http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/storied-romance-dress

Anyway...I found some other "beauties" on modcloth.com and I use the term beauties VERY loosely.

Here are some of the highlights. Enjoy.

 http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/safari-supper-dress
Just in case you need to look sexy while on a safari.

http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/leaves-of-class-dress
You wear your Grandma's clothes. You don't look incredible.

http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/don-t-skip-dessert-dress
Or. Skip dessert and you won't have to wear this dress.

http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/great-lake-shimmers-dress
Forgot your portable disco ball? No worries. Just wear this.

http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/flare-and-square-dress
The 70s called. They want this dress back.

And lastly, but definitely NOT least

http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/steppe-it-up-dress
So you can blend in, just in case you are being chased by an axe murderer at the zoo.

Seriously. There are some very misguided dressmakers out there.

Well I hope this was as much entertainment for you on a very very snowy evening as it was for me.

Goodnight, and please NEVER buy any of these dresses. I will hunt you down and take away your credit cards. For real.


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